i was feeling spicy and latin last night

"you were like fred astaire and ginger robbers............................... rogers."

"your spoon is contaminated now."

"..it's okay. i cleaned it with my tongue."

"Noni

s'okay

he probably knows you well enough to know that you're a)touchy and b)passionate

and if not, he certainly found out....

but really"

"i like your shoes."

"i like yours too."

dating is hard.

i like

babies.

"Buses

are like boys. Another one comes every ten minutes"

I wish this were really my philosophy.

Also

What's up with Olivia Wilde now on.. HOUSE?!

How long has this betrayal been going on? I must be lost since season.. did we stop on four?

A diagnostic mystery doctor? Come on.

Also what kind of a name is, "Thirteen?" Lame.

She'll always be a troubled teen to me.

good hellen

i don't know what else to say.

why aren't big nike sneakers socially acceptable daily wear anymore? how do i loathe them and yearn for them at the same time?

maybe crocs are the compromise.. heh. probably not.

maybe leopard crocs.

maybe.

shout out to ethan and cami's engagement. that's hot. think of the children.

hi-de-ho

"I'm going to go get in my pj's."

"Oh me too. And i have some bodily functions to take care of. (pause) So come over in fifteen to twenty minutes."

"Really...? Fifteen to twenty minutes?"

"I like to read, okay?!"

my dear roommate excitedly telling me about doing her first urinary catheter:

"It's so hard! It's like sticking three bananas through your eyeball. You don't think it will fit, but it's possible!"