have you ever wondered the proper order of steps to take to operate a laundromat dryer? today is our day!
phew. i'm really glad that's straightened out.
29.5.10
i was going to
share this yesterday. but i ate too many potato chips and got sick and had to retire without even brushing my teeth. so it's here now.
have you ever wondered the proper order of steps to take to operate a laundromat dryer? today is our day!
"1. Check inside machine for children, pets, and foreign objects before loading and starting."
phew. i'm really glad that's straightened out.
have you ever wondered the proper order of steps to take to operate a laundromat dryer? today is our day!
phew. i'm really glad that's straightened out.
27.5.10
what i owe to modeling
no, not killer wages or stunning artwork.
robes.
i love nothing more than getting ready for bed in a robe.
thor loves it too. he finally has deserving company. dinner jacket wearing fellow is well-matched by a robed lady.
need proof? fine.
speaking of fellows, foreign fellows love me. i really should move.
they come in with their accents. they request my fashion advice.
they ask, "Does this fit?"
i turn them with a twirl of my index. "Yes," i reply.
they turn back around, "No. Does I look good?"
i give them the twice over, "Yes, your tush looks very nice."
three times today i tells you. three times. that's better than an entire year in provo.
forget BYU. transfer to the G A P for your MRS degree.
(or the equivalent frau/sra/mme)
robes.
i love nothing more than getting ready for bed in a robe.
thor loves it too. he finally has deserving company. dinner jacket wearing fellow is well-matched by a robed lady.
need proof? fine.
speaking of fellows, foreign fellows love me. i really should move.
they come in with their accents. they request my fashion advice.
they ask, "Does this fit?"
i turn them with a twirl of my index. "Yes," i reply.
they turn back around, "No. Does I look good?"
i give them the twice over, "Yes, your tush looks very nice."
three times today i tells you. three times. that's better than an entire year in provo.
forget BYU. transfer to the G A P for your MRS degree.
(or the equivalent frau/sra/mme)
24.5.10
i call
8:20 am, today, upstairs bathroom, brushing teeth
me: "What time does school start?"
cord: "Mom says I'm sick. I'm only going to second period."
"How are you sick?"
"I don't know."
this is what i like to call, "PARTY AT HOME!"
8 pm, saturday, sugarhouse park, strolling with the pobre pupi
a black man in his mid 40's driving a white cadillac with the windows down passes blasting a Boyz II Men-esque, "I'll Be There"
second lap: "Ain't nothin' Wrong with a Little Bump and Grind"
this is what i like to call, "old-fashioned booty-call."
me: "What time does school start?"
cord: "Mom says I'm sick. I'm only going to second period."
"How are you sick?"
"I don't know."
this is what i like to call, "PARTY AT HOME!"
8 pm, saturday, sugarhouse park, strolling with the pobre pupi
a black man in his mid 40's driving a white cadillac with the windows down passes blasting a Boyz II Men-esque, "I'll Be There"
second lap: "Ain't nothin' Wrong with a Little Bump and Grind"
this is what i like to call, "old-fashioned booty-call."
11.5.10
welp
my little brother talking about his car:
"Take good care of her. She's my shawty."
"What?"
"Shawty, Dad. It's hip-hop for ... my belov-ed."
3rd grade boy:
"It's Sweet Pea."
"Your name is Sweet-P?"
"Well, Isaac, but my mom and everyone call me Sweet Pea."
"Take good care of her. She's my shawty."
"What?"
"Shawty, Dad. It's hip-hop for ... my belov-ed."
3rd grade boy:
"It's Sweet Pea."
"Your name is Sweet-P?"
"Well, Isaac, but my mom and everyone call me Sweet Pea."
7.5.10
home: today's top five
1. pre-washed dishes
2. sleepy snugly puppy
3. after-school treats
4. errands
5. old trunks
2. sleepy snugly puppy
3. after-school treats
4. errands
5. old trunks
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