we have a rescue fish. saved from the evils of college boys, foul H2O and sharp scissors.
like L said, she named.. it. gender undetermined. Frank, Frankfurt, Frankie (unisex), Francine. all of these are appropriate ways to address the little guy. i know. cliche. every girl's goldfish is male. but i sincerely think he is. we connect like that. i feed him. he throws it up. not everyone's close enough to blatantly up-chuck food i've prepared without fear of hurt feelings. none here. fahreals.
L = baby patrol. she has a radar in her innards that alert her to all children within fifty-three yards. it was buzzing off the hook. because there are definitely more babies per capita in logan. like a lot more. and they're happy babies. someone's ovaries were tingling. bad.
some memorables:
"(son) you're such a good lover."
"i decided her name is helga. she's big, blonde, german. it's perfect."
"my first U-turn!"
Tingling ovaries. I feel ya, L. I feel ya.
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