i was a man. i was a man in trouble. a fugitive actually.
i escaped arrest by kicking some serious trash, skittering up the most intense gym rope, flying trapeze style to be beyond reach, sonic the hedgehogging it out of the surrounded warehouse and convincing some respectable citizens i was just a normal guy in need of a restroom. all of their sinks were filled with soil and corn seeds. i couldn't properly wash the soap off my hands.
and then as the authorities were knocking on the door i woke up to too much mucus leaking down my throat. so gross.
i slept the night through with a man.
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