i excel in eating.

this includes most foods, but especially candy. the crazy core variety of skittles to be precise.

thank you adam for putting your favorite jeans on the line to get my fix the other day.

the bag lasted only seconds.

it was necessary.

anyway, i've been thinking.

i should be in a skittles eating contest.

why are we confined to hot-dogs, hamburgers and pies?

they always say to do what you love. and make a living out of it.

maybe i'll get sponsored. tour the great nation's fairs in my very own skittles-provided fatty-van.

go eat an apple or something.