no, not killer wages or stunning artwork.
robes.
i love nothing more than getting ready for bed in a robe.
thor loves it too. he finally has deserving company. dinner jacket wearing fellow is well-matched by a robed lady.
need proof? fine.
speaking of fellows, foreign fellows love me. i really should move.
they come in with their accents. they request my fashion advice.
they ask, "Does this fit?"
i turn them with a twirl of my index. "Yes," i reply.
they turn back around, "No. Does I look good?"
i give them the twice over, "Yes, your tush looks very nice."
three times today i tells you. three times. that's better than an entire year in provo.
forget BYU. transfer to the G A P for your MRS degree.
(or the equivalent frau/sra/mme)

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