me "how are you?"
man "i'm coping by spending.. why lie?"
me "oh."
not sure what to say.. half smile.. now i know why.
"hey, so you've been taking me on dates. and i don't want to be presumptuous. but if you're interested in dating.. i'd really like to be just friends."
how many times have i dined at the chuck-a-rama?
too many happy memories to count.
this time it lived up to its name.
the chuck-a-rama never disappoints.
this is only one of the towers. we stacked 53 plates.
thank you.
man traxing his A game:
pyt "well, nice to meet you. this is my stop. i'm getting off."
man "oh, i thought you were gonna Indiana Jones it off here.. with your little whip and stuff."
"i just came in to buy a bikini."
what you can't see is this man's extreme urban walking get up.. backpack, ski pole, goggles.
"oh dear
oh dear
hold on
someone's at my door
and i am
not presentable"
mom "you wouldn't have shone. ...unless he had brought you home and kissed in the car!"
me "oh my word."
mom "i think you're a pretty good kisser!"
me "how would you know that?"
mom "i just think so."
i walked into a closet instead of the stair well. apparently i'm not the first.
spoken in a thick french accent:
"whea can i find a nice perfoome..?"
yoo know?
toilET wateh?"
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