memorables

remember the chinese boxes of heavenly marriage sweets? they ended up in the microwave--probably in thor's best interest.

cord enters back door. opens microwave,

"no fair! you guys got chinese?!"

"look inside."

"chinese CANDY?!"

church, sacrament, sitting next to little girl, Jimmy-who-knows-no-whisper, in her blue flowered dress and red high tops as she furiously scribbles in a bible coloring book.

she decides she's done. folds the book together, puts crayons in disney princess crayon box, crosses her ankles, clasps her hands in her lap. stays in this position maybe 15 seconds.

breaking the silence: "babies never shut up. they just can't stay quiet can they?"

i have three cavities. shhh.. 

and nine small ones.

mark my words. i will never miss a floss.

i have to be careful not to eat my cheek before the numbness wears off.

i might just be a licensed driver come tuesday.

maybe.